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Ode to the Great Negotiator

by The Salacious Crumbles

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This song is about a hero of the Grand Army of the Republic and a true Sass Master, who did his best to help save a galaxy that, many days, didn't really want to be saved, and never lost his belief that a new hope would arise to right the wrongs that he couldn't.

Cheers to you, General.

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Far across the galaxy
Long Long ago
Lots of Jedi roamed around
Like Fisto, Mace and Plo

But out of all those Masters,
Knights and Padawan
There’s only one
Who’s got my heart
That’s why I sing this song

Oh won’t you be my hero
Won’t you save my skin
Won’t you slice
That mean old Grievous
To a heap of tin

Oh Obi-Wan Kenobi
I know that you don’t
Know me
But Obi-Wan Kenobi
You’re my only hope

All along the outer rim
The Clone Wars
Never end
From Sidious
Savage and Maul
And Dooku
To contend

But I don’t got no worries
I know who’s got my back
That Obi-Wan Kenobi
Is planning to attack

Oh won’t you be my hero
Won’t you save my skin
Won’t you slice
That mean old Grievous
To a heap of tin

Oh Obi-Wan Kenobi
I know that you don’t
Know me
But Obi-Wan Kenobi
You’re my only hope

Now Aayla is mighty great
And Anakin kicks ass
Luminara’s wise and good
And Ahsoka’s got that sass

But I know who I’m lookin for
That ginger bearded knight
He’s the only one I want
For backup in a fight

Oh won’t you be my hero
Won’t you save my skin
Won’t you slice
That mean old Grievous
To a heap of tin

Oh Obi-Wan Kenobi
I know that you don’t
Know me
But Obi-Wan Kenobi
You’re my only hope

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released May 4, 2020
Lyrics and melody: Leigh Tyberg
Arrangement: Metricula

Lead vocal: Leigh Tyberg
Guitar, backing vocal: Metricula

Production: Madison Roberts

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The Salacious Crumbles Brooklyn, New York

A duo songwriting project between Leigh Tyberg and Madison "Metricula" Roberts, The Salacious Crumbles are fangirls without shame!

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