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The Carbonite EP

by The Salacious Crumbles

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1.
From the Jundland Wastes To the Old Dune Sea Where the Banthas And the womp rats wander Where the sandstorms blow And the Pika grow And the old farmers ponder Shine, shine oh shine on me Oh Twin suns shine on me The nights are so cold And the Raiders too bold So shine, shine, shine on me In the deepest sands Grow the desert plums With the sweet funnel flowers Where the lamta bakes And Black melons break Not a trace of Anything Sour Shine, shine, oh Shine on me Oh Twin suns shine on me The nights are so cold And the Raiders too bold So shine, shine on me (Bridge) When the suns Go Down When the heat’s Nowhere to be found I’ll take my Leave ‘Neath the Japor tree Till they Shine, Shine on me Shine, shine, oh shine on me Oh Twin suns shine on me The nights are so cold And the Raiders too bold So shine, shine on me
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Carbonite 02:31
I hurt your little feelings And spent all of your cred I did you so dirty And stole your portion bread Took your Trooper helmet And doodled googly eyes Filled your boots with marbles And helped some Rebel spies I could do much better Give me just one night Pay you to the letter But don’t put me in Carbonite I ruined your hyperdrive And took all of your pants Threw them in a Sarlacc Pit And did a little dance Ate all of your ration bars Drew on your chest plate ABC’d your bubble gum And now my breath smells great I know that was wrong of me It wasn’t ever right Can you give me one more shot And don’t put me in Carbonite (Bridge) Our love was meant to be TIl I left you naked in the Dune Sea... Your fellow Troopers hate me Say I’m a crystal snake Tellin you to break it off Cuz they think I’m a fake I know I said to trust me With big and pleading eyes I’m actually lying Rebel Scum And I hope the Emperor dies But baby I still love you We could still be tight I know That I’m a Rebel jerk But don’t put me in Carbonite
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Far across the galaxy Long Long ago Lots of Jedi roamed around Like Fisto, Mace and Plo But out of all those Masters, Knights and Padawan There’s only one Who’s got my heart That’s why I sing this song Oh won’t you be my hero Won’t you save my skin Won’t you slice That mean old Grievous To a heap of tin Oh Obi-Wan Kenobi I know that you don’t Know me But Obi-Wan Kenobi You’re my only hope All along the outer rim The Clone Wars Never end From Sidious Savage and Maul And Dooku To contend But I don’t got no worries I know who’s got my back That Obi-Wan Kenobi Is planning to attack Oh won’t you be my hero Won’t you save my skin Won’t you slice That mean old Grievous To a heap of tin Oh Obi-Wan Kenobi I know that you don’t Know me But Obi-Wan Kenobi You’re my only hope Now Aayla is mighty great And Anakin kicks ass Luminara’s wise and good And Ahsoka’s got that sass But I know who I’m lookin for That ginger bearded knight He’s the only one I want For backup in a fight Oh won’t you be my hero Won’t you save my skin Won’t you slice That mean old Grievous To a heap of tin Oh Obi-Wan Kenobi I know that you don’t Know me But Obi-Wan Kenobi You’re my only hope

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released August 29, 2020

Lyrics: Leigh Tyberg
Music: Metricula, Leigh Tyberg
Arrangement: Metricula
Production: Madison Metricula Roberts
Album Art: Tajmah

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The Salacious Crumbles Brooklyn, New York

A duo songwriting project between Leigh Tyberg and Madison "Metricula" Roberts, The Salacious Crumbles are fangirls without shame!

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